Urbel from the outer space

Good day surfer. Finally I have my own web site too. I hereby claim my right of free speech:

I wrote a little poem on the german language version of this page and tried to translate it into english but the result was to stupid. Therefore I decided to lay the translation in the hands of real experts. Thanks to babelfish:

It squats an old Biathlet
of at night in priest herb patch,
and shits to the priest (in everything rest)
with its excrement the peppermint too.
On the next day the man discovers
the Pollution with the herb course,
and does instead of peppermint into the tea
a coffee rather makes himself.